Archive for April, 2009

The Company He Keeps

April 23, 2009

Gamine, Demagogues
Are all handshakes, hugs, and smiles–
Something is dying.

Submitted by Theodore M. Lopez.  Thank you!

Advertisements

Miss “U don’t SAy”

April 23, 2009

Not PC enough?

What happened to ‘authentic’?

Fake is the new black.

Serenity Thru Humor

April 23, 2009

When all else seems failed
Look on bright side of life and
Laugh, little clown, laugh

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/

 

Submitted by AbecedariusRex. Thank you!

My Miss USA

April 23, 2009

Miss California

More character than most pols.

Stood on principle.

Taking One for the Team?

April 23, 2009

Asked to give their view.

Open to prosecution

For good faith memos.

Tin Pot Obama

April 23, 2009

Show trials?  Really?

Banana republic-style.

I shudder to think.

What’s yours is his.

April 21, 2009

Wish I was surprised

That Obama thinks it grand

To snatch my money

               Submitted by reader Dan.  Thanks Dan!

 

pickpocket

Andy Needs a Time Out

April 21, 2009

They should sack his ass!
Calling him adolescent
Insults all children!

Submitted by reader T Rich.  Thank you T!

 

Elmo by my side.  Binky in my pocket.  It's all good.

Elmo by my side. Binky in my pocket. It's all good.

Fun with Dictators

April 21, 2009

Barack and Chavez
Their picture together says
Everything: we won.

Submitted by reader Ezra Marsh.  Thank you Ezra!

 

"You're the greatest!"  "No, you are!" "No.  Really!  You are!"  "Well...we're both pretty cool."

"You're the greatest!" "No, you are!" "No. Really! You are!" "Well...we're both pretty cool."

24 and Smarter Than You

April 21, 2009

Meghan sounds foolish.

The child should get a real job.

Where are her parents?

 

Move over Paris Hilton. There's another heir-head in town.

Move over Paris Hilton. There's another heir-head in town.