Archive for the ‘celebutards’ Category

Economic Indicator?

May 7, 2009

Whoa!  Stop the presses!

Bam and Joe eat hamburgers.

Newsies shame themselves.

 

"Hmm. Doesn't look like Kobe beef."  "This guy was a big donor?  Is Ray's Hell Burger union?"

"Hmm. Doesn't look like Kobe beef." "This guy was a big donor? Is Ray's Hell Burger union?"

Miss “U don’t SAy”

April 23, 2009

Not PC enough?

What happened to ‘authentic’?

Fake is the new black.

Andy Needs a Time Out

April 21, 2009

They should sack his ass!
Calling him adolescent
Insults all children!

Submitted by reader T Rich.  Thank you T!

 

Elmo by my side.  Binky in my pocket.  It's all good.

Elmo by my side. Binky in my pocket. It's all good.

24 and Smarter Than You

April 21, 2009

Meghan sounds foolish.

The child should get a real job.

Where are her parents?

 

Move over Paris Hilton. There's another heir-head in town.

Move over Paris Hilton. There's another heir-head in town.

Time’s Up

April 21, 2009

Jack Bauer?  Who cares.

Garofalo is ugly

From the inside out.

 

"I have self-esteem issues, so you must suck."

"I have self-esteem issues, so you must suck."

Half-time

February 2, 2009

Bruce, gettin’ real old.

Big gut, short of breath, stiff back.

Not his glory days.

 

Dude.

Dude.