Archive for the ‘taxes’ Category

Social Security

March 9, 2009

Madoff with his scheme

Stole less from us than Congress.

Throw them in jail, too!

 

Cuffs would make it harder to pick our pockets.

Cuffs would make it harder to pick our pockets.

How ’bout some candy and flowers?

March 3, 2009

No mother’s day card

For those who support the ‘kids’.

‘Kids’ who don’t pay bills.

 

But Mommy, I want it NOW!

But Mommy, I want it NOW!

Jackpot.

February 28, 2009

Wow! 2-5-0 K.

Had no idea I’m rich.

Tax me.  Spend.  I’m poor.

By Smartful Dodger
Wealth, I hardly knew ye.

Wealth, I hardly knew ye.

Let’s Par-Tea!

February 22, 2009

 

Santelli starts it.
Is a tea party brewing?
See you on the Fourth

Atlas Shrugged, Haiku Style

February 22, 2009

Take from producers

Say the liberal looters

Give to the moochers

moochers

Easy Street

February 22, 2009

 

What was I thinking?
I’m a chump for paying bills.
Let’s just eat the rich!
More please.

More please.

Economics 101

February 22, 2009

Taking my dollar,

Giving forty cents to you,

Does not help U.S.

peterandpaul

These shackles chafe.

February 11, 2009

Sold down river by

Three hacks and the Democrats.

Uncle Sam owns us.

 

 

Pull.

Pull.

Sorry, no refunds.

February 11, 2009

Please leave me alone.
And give me my money back.
Don’t vote Democrat.

By Brett Joshpe

 

Um...actually...it's MY money.

Um...actually...it's MY money.

How many zeroes is that?

February 11, 2009

 

Stimulus package

Multi-billion-dollar tab?

Hey, stimulate this!

 

By Deroy Murdock

I've got your stimulus right here buddy!

I've got your stimulus right here buddy!