Sarah as Hamlet
Ay, To be or not to be
And perchance to dream
Submitted by Blaine. Thank you Blaine!

Will she or won't she?
Sarah as Hamlet
Ay, To be or not to be
And perchance to dream
Submitted by Blaine. Thank you Blaine!

Will she or won't she?
Boldly, Barack names
First Latin Woman to Court!
¿Quien se importa?

One pink, one red, one purple, one yellow...but how can you tell which one is female?
Matthews sneers and snarls
Such an intellectual.
Nasty piece of work.

Hey Chris, being Christian isn't 'anti-science'. Oh. And being Irish doesn't make you 'Catholic.'
Obama cuts Waste
At Pentagon troops to be
Rearmed With Chassepots

That oughta do it.
Whoa! Stop the presses!
Bam and Joe eat hamburgers.
Newsies shame themselves.

"Hmm. Doesn't look like Kobe beef." "This guy was a big donor? Is Ray's Hell Burger union?"
Sullivan’s fetish:
Cheney “tortured” prisoners.
What’s up with that, Drew?
Their 401ks
Bought secured Chrysler paper.
“I don’t stand with them.”

"If I stand behind them, it's easier to pick their pockets."
A pizza parlor?
How common man of you guys.
I’m not buying it.

A steaming pile of...
You’re moving the tent.
You’re not making it bigger.
I’m out in the cold.

How many hack politicians can you fit in a tent? A lot if they're squishes.
Barry their Carter?
No, George Bush is our Carter.
Bam is their Reagan.

"Nice work, but don't expect the Nobel Prize."